These situations call for a visit from your less angelic side.
1. Some Chick "Accidentally" Cuts In Front Of You In Line Instead Of: Silently fuming and griping about it on Twitter later… Try: Saying, "Excuse me. You probably didn't notice, but the line starts back there."
2. Your Annoying Coworker Work Interrupts Your Convo Instead Of: Sitting back and letting him ramble about last night's Dancing With the Stars elimination… Try: Cutting him off with a statement like, "Hey, I'm in the middle of catching up with someone here. Can we talk about this later?"
3. A Mom Rams Her Stroller Into Your Foot—And Doesn't Say a Thing Instead Of: Apologizing for your role in the incident (being there), and walking away… Try: Making eye contact and shooting her a dirty look, then walking away.
4. A Weird Guy Starts Talking To You At Starbucks Instead Of: Smiling politely through 10 agonizing minutes of conversation, then pretending you have to pee and bolting for the door… Try: Saying, "It was nice to meet you, but I want to get back to my book now."
Your Boss Says No When You Ask For a Raise Instead Of: Telling him you understand and that you appreciate him listening to you… Try: Asking for more vacation days instead
Your Guy Keeps Leaving His Dirty Dishes In The Sink Instead Of: Telling yourself he probably forgot—again—and washing them anyway… Try: Reminding him that you're not his maid, and washing everything but his stuff from then on.
Today in Crew's Court a couple is battling it out because her boyfriend gives massages to everyone...including other girls! He thinks that it's no big deal and she thinks it's embarrassing. Who's right and who's wrong?