THINGS YOU HEARD US TALK ABOUT

Artist Monica Bonvicini created this usable public toilet made of 1-way mirrors. It allows a user to do the doo while watching the world pass them by. The art installation, which you can find in London, is called Don’t Miss A Sec. That’s cool, I guess, but you should see my art installation called Please Take a Sec and Go To The Damn Bathroom In A Private Place With Zero-Way Mirrors. The last thing I need when I’m in public is to know there’s some pervo taking a crapola just inside that big mirrored box over there. The second to last thing I need when I’m in public is to be able to hear the tooty sounds of a stranger coming from that big mirrored box over there. Call me sensitive, but NUH UH.