THINGS YOU HEARD US TALK ABOUT

How do you like your eggs?  Scrambled?  Fried?  Hard-boiled?  Be honest . . . because we're about to use that information to figure out your personality.

--A ridiculous study out of England has matched up personality traits, lifestyle choices, and even SEXUAL preferences with how people like their eggs.  Sounds like a good use of funds.  Here's what they found . . .

--Poached eggs.  Means you're outgoing and happier than most people.  You wear loud clothing and prefer upbeat music.

--Hard-boiled eggs.  You're disorganized and most likely to get divorced.

--Fried eggs.  Everything about you is SEXUAL.  You're better informed about sex, have broader sexual experience, and a stronger sex drive.

--Scrambled eggs.  You're guarded and shy.  You're also the most likely not to have children.

--Omelets.  You have lots of self-discipline.  You're reliable, organized, and have a clean home.  You're also least likely to get divorced.
 

 (Daily Mail / British Egg Industry Council)