I am not trying to push my political views on you since - I assume - you really, really don't care about hearing them and I really, really don't feel like typing that much. That being said, I know who our next president should be.
Vanity Fair did a poll and found that 2% of the US population believes Mitt Romney's full first name is "Mittens." They truly think his name is Mittens Romney. That's awesome!
Now, I am not here to say I am a Republican pulling for Mitt Romney, I am here to state I would totally vote for Mittens Romney regardless of that
cat's person's political affiliation. That's the most adorable leader in the world, are you kidding me! You're going to sit there and tell me countries would want to go to war with Mittens? I think not. Countries would want to keep oil supplies from little Mr. Mittens? Unlikely. Foreign dictators wouldn't want an "I'm With Mittens" t-shirt that featured a cute little kitty cat licking spilled milk from its paws? Get out of town!
Vote Mittens in 2012!
(This is not an endorsement for Mitt "Willard" Romney)