How well do you know the Jersey Shore Cast? Take the quiz with us and see who said what!
Jersey Shore Quotes Quiz
1. “After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off”
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2. “Pickles is my thing”
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3. “Get ready to party! Get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird”
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4. “That’s why I don’t eat lobster or anything, cuz it’s alive when you kill it”
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5. It’s obvious that Sammi has a crush on me. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten”
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6. “Yo I will cut your hair while you’re sleeping!”
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7. “GTL baby…gym, tan laundry”
a. _________
8. “It’s gorilla central out there! Get Up! There’s juice heads everywhere!”
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9. “That’s what I like, a good guy and a jerk-off it’s all in the same.”
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10. “You’re a stumpy jerk too. Listen with your Flintstone big toe, with your doorstep big toe.”
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11. “I left the club early cuz I didn’t wanna cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water. Ham.”
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12. “My hair didn’t even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair’s windproof, waterproof, soccerproof and motorcycleproof. I’m not sure if my hair’s bullet proof, I’m not willing to try that.”
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13. “See that look in his eyes? He’s ready to motorboat.”
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14. “I was born a guido. It’s a lifestyle. It’s about representing family, Italian tanning, gel. I have a tanning bed in my place. That’s how serious I am about being a guido.”
a. ___________
**If you Aced the top part of the quiz, take our sudden death quiz with even harder quotes!**
1. ”Hestatic is when you're super happy and like really happy”
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2. “I don't know how Sammi doesn't know.. I think she has an idea but she doesn't wanna believe it.. it goes back to the day that you thought the tooth fairy was alive.”
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3. “If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what’s her name on Friday night.”
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4. “I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.”
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5. “In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.”
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6. ”Jenni’s boobs definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni’s boobs.”
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7. ”This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.”
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