“A snuggly arm pillow emulates the feeling of cuddling a sleeping companion without the snoring and tossing”– Groupon
The ideal man: Committed, monogamous, snuggles without argument, and doesn’t snore. Now you could have him for a mere 20 bucks (including shipping.)
Groupon just did it again with their new Boyfriend and Girlfriend Snuggle Pillows. The –microbead-stuffed pillow resembles a men’s and women’s torsos and arms, which will embrace the Groupon user. “The pillow provides a sense of comfort during winter nights or roller-coaster drops, and keeps dreams from being interrupted by snoring or tossing. The machine-washable body pillows can also function as a neck roll or be used to beat back a single bogeyman who emerged from the closet with a dozen dead roses,” the deal affirms.
An additional $5 will you nab you a fiberfill Boyfriend that includes a removable blue, yellow, red, or black shirt, that hopefully will not have to be removed under any circumstances. The offer was limited to 3 pillows per person, and with over 1,000 purchased, Groupon officially closed its deal doors at midnight.
All you need to top the deal off is have one of Groupon’s tuckees tuck you and your polyester-filled partner into bed at night!