I’ve never seen anything so perfect in my life. This is the Pizza Necklace which can be combined with up to 9 slices to create the ultimate BFF necklace. That way you and 8 of your closest friends — wait, who the hell has that many best friends?! Doesn’t seem like a very exclusive title if there are EIGHT of them. But this is totally convenient for me, because pizza IS my best friend! And I’ve been looking for a way to express my undying love and affection for my little chee chee nom nom BFF. I mean, besides devouring every last bite and licking the box clean of any cheese droppings. I love you, Pizza. MWAH!
Today in Crew's Court a couple is battling it out because her boyfriend gives massages to everyone...including other girls! He thinks that it's no big deal and she thinks it's embarrassing. Who's right and who's wrong?