THINGS YOU HEARD US TALK ABOUT

The very thought of dating can bring even the most sane woman to her knees.

From the first-date jitters to the weird way he insists upon folding his socks, you may consider joining a nunnery rather than hopping back into the dating pool.

Here are the 10 most common types of guys you'll see out there on the playing field.

The "It's All About Me Dude": You'll know this classic narcissist when you find him looking in the mirror and fixing his hair over your shoulder as you embrace.

Pros: He's hot.

Cons: He's not as hot as he thinks he is.

The Metrosexual: This guy knows all your shows -- from Golden Girls reruns to Sex in the City, he's got them all under his belt -- and will happily watch them again.

Pros: He knows if your bag matches your lipstick and knows the best place to get manicures in town.

Cons: You can't tell if he's gay.

 

Casanova Complex: A true romantic, this guy has been engaged more times than you can count on one hand, always convinced his next date will be with The One.

Pros: He'll shower you with praise and compliments.

Cons: As soon as you show that you're human (by burping after dinner, for example), he's moved on to the next One.

 The One: You'll know this guy from the sweeping montage music playing in the background when you two meet.

 

The One: You'll know this guy from the sweeping montage music playing in the background when you two meet.

Pros: well, he's The One!

Cons: He only exists in movies from the 1930s.

BFF: You'll know this dude because, well, you guys are besties -- have been for years.

Pros: He knows you and STILL loves you.

Cons: Dating means that you run the risk of ruining a great friendship.


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