ATTENTION WORLD:
I have come to the decision that I will be eating cupcakes with a fork from now on. This was not an easy decision. After weighing the pros and cons, however, I believe this is in my best interest. I should note, I have never had a cupcake with a fork before but I just can't deny that it would improve my life immensely.
Cupcakes are, frankly, impossible to eat. I can’t physically fit both the frosting and the cake in my mouth at the same time. I usually take a bite of frosting with a little bit of cake first, thus leaving me with an unbalanced treat and a bite of cake without icing which, truth be told, I might as well throw in the trash. Also, I get icing all over my hands and then have to lick them seductively which may be unfair to women who may be turned on by this. The answer: A fork.
I don't know if anyone does this, but if so, I would like to join your ranks.
